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16 animals that have better beards than you

Beards are everywhere these days. People have taken to sporting the facial fluff like it’s going out of fashion.

What’s important to remember, though, is that no matter how good your beard is, there’s always going to be an animal with a better one. Travel: unveiling the best beards of the animal kingdom since forever.

1. Ibex – Europe

16 animals that have better beards than you

Epic horns, epic beard. Photo by markusmayer

Graceful, horned, elegant, agile, massive beard.

2. Bearded emperor tamarin – Brazil and Peru

16 animals that have better beards than you

More moustache than beard, but still impressive. Photo by Anna Kucherova

Not only is this monkey an emperor, it also has a moustache to make even the most moustachioed of men jealous.

3. Bearded dragon – Australia

16 animals that have better beards than you

Spiky beard. Photo by Elina Litovkina

Part dragon, part beard. This animal wins extra points for having the most dangerous name in the animal kingdom.

4. Seal – just about everywhere

16 animals that have better beards than you

Baby beard. Photo by Mirae Campbell

No, not ‘Kiss from a Rose’ Seal. We might not have seen him for a while, but we don’t think he has a massive beard. If he did, we’d know.

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5. Lion – Africa and Asia

16 animals that have better beards than you

King of the Beards. Photo by Maggy Meyer

A lion has a beard that circumnavigates its entire neck. It’s probably the biggest beard in the animal kingdom. Some people try to call this beard a “mane”, but those people don’t know what they’re talking about. It is a massive beard.

6. Most dogs – just about everywhere

16 animals that have better beards than you

Brows to match. Photo by Elena11

How many dogs have you seen with massive beards? Our guess is more than you’ve seen without beards. Special mention goes to Schnauzers, Scottish terriers, West Highland terriers and bearded collies. Apologies to those dogs who didn’t make this list. There’s always next year.

7. Markhor – Afghanistan

16 animals that have better beards than you

A very long beard. Photo by Igor Boldyrev

These creatures are found in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Indian Kashmir, Tajikistan and Uzbekistan, and they have absolutely glorious beards. Perhaps the most glorious of them all.

8. Goat – Southwest Asia and Eastern Europe (originally)

16 animals that have better beards than you

The original goatees. Photo by Artsiom Petrushenka

The goat is probably the most famous of all the bearded animals, having featured in such films as Goat Wars: Revenge of the Beards and The Lion, the Witch, and the Massive Goat’s Beard.

9. Bearded pig – Borneo, Philippines, Malaysia

16 animals that have better beards than you

Warty beard. Photo by Stacey Ann Alberts

One-upping its unbearded relatives, the bearded pig is the most respected pig in the pig world. Often mistaken for wizards, bearded pigs are found in Borneo and are almost as rare as moustachioed elephants. Almost.

10. Bison – North America

16 animals that have better beards than you

Bison beards. Photo by Suntrek.

Bison are most well known for having massive heads. A lesser-known fact about bison is that fact that they also have massive beards. They also have a haircut that is almost identical to that of Captain Spock.

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11. Catfish – everywhere except Antarctica

16 animals that have better beards than you

Still a beard. Photo by Vladimir Wrangel

No, they are not whiskers. That is a massive beard.

12. Orangutan – Borneo and Sumatra

16 animals that have better beards than you

Wise beard. Photo by Rosie Young.

Men often find that for no reason, in particular, their beard turns ginger when it gets to a certain length. This has been a concern for centuries, but for no reason. The orangutan is a testament to just how handsome a massive ginger beard can be.

COMPARE BEARDS WITH AN ORANGUTAN ON A SMALL GROUP ADVENTURE TO BORNEO

13. Tiger – IndiaChina, Siberia and Sumatra

16 animals that have better beards than you

Fluffy beard. photo by mlorenz

We are of the opinion that all tigers were jazz musicians in their past lives. The proof is in the soul patch.

14. Iguana – Central America and Polynesia

16 animals that have better beards than you

Saggy beard. Photo by Sean Kennaway.

Mostly reptile, partly beard.

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15. Turkey – North America

16 animals that have better beards than you

Turkey beard. Photo by Tory Kallman

Some call them dewlaps, we call them Turkey beards.

16. Highland cattle – Scotland

16 animals that have better beards than you

Full body beard. Photo by Zbyszko

The highland cattle have an extra-special place on this list (last, and therefore best place) because their entire body is essentially a beard. You cannot have met a highland cattle and dispute this. We have emailed UNESCO and requested that all highland cattle be declared a UNESCO World Heritage Site because of this fact.

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Feature image by Ivan Mateev.

16 animals that have better beards than you was last modified: September 25th, 2018 by Intrepid Travel

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